Naked pint: London's nude pub - BBC London
This is what was being chanted by my naked children as they filed out of the bathroom post-bath in a single file line: "It's a NAKED parade! You should write the book. Because with the nudity and all, it's a surefire hit with the movie makers. I can't remember which one it is, but he talks about his kids' "naked time. He has two boys, too. Hahahaha All three of my boys It's definitely a male thing.
You probably heard of our spring break in Rachel's gdpa's potato field? Steph was jealous that guys could do it, so she tried. She got all wet, and not much got on the fire. I'll also never forget the sight of her and Sharidee running topless through the potato field, and I'm sure Rachel had to wash her car to get the boob marks off the windshield from when they all surprise squoosh-flashed me.
We also had a pool at my house at the time, and I will also never forget the naked Miss Piggy synchronized diving that Steph and Shar did off the side of the pool. Sherman Crowell probably won't either, since he and some buddies were apparently spying on us over the fence.
So anyway, my boys love to be naked, but I don't think boys have cornered that market. After reading this post, I remember some funny girl moments too! Oh, there's the follow-up as well when Shar tried to pee out the window of her car while I was driving us home from Wendover after the drunk guys bought us breakfast one time Maybe that whole "p-envy" thing is not as imaginary as I've always believed?
Post a Comment. Youngling got out of the tub the other night and ran down the hall squealing and giggling.
I chased him, and he only giggled louder. He loves this game. After about a minute, he corners himself on purpose with a look that can only be described as pure mischief. Then he lets you catch him. Once caught, he expects to be held down, tickled and covered in kisses. Then the giggling really starts. Almost two years old is such a fantastic age. He especially likes this game when he's naked: after all, what is better than tummy kisses?
Anyway, back to the other night. As he lays there giggling and fighting off the diaper I'm trying to put on him, my seven year-old comes running down the hall. Also naked. He is fresh from the shower and he has obviously taken the time to dry off and comb his hair, but he somehow failed to put on the clothes I left sitting outside the shower for him.
He threw his arms wide, shook his buns and yelled, "What do you think of ME! Put some clothes on. He ran back to the bathroom.
May 18, In certain times and places (swimming pools, overnight camp), group nudity among young men is not unusual. Being naked all day, however, is much less . A SLEEPOVER TO REMEMBER. Rate This Story: Excellent Very Good Good Fair I was lying there half naked in front of my best friends. I couldn't believe they had done this to me. Alex had the "honors" of pulling up the Goodnites. All of a sudden I felt a great feeling it was great. "Are you gonna be a good boy or a you gonna be a naughty. "All of these things happen at Boy Scout Camp." So. Boys do like nudity. And fire. I'm now going to add a couple of anecdotes to add to my overwhelming proof for my boys-like-to-be-naked-(and-also-love-fire) theory. In high school, a large-ish group of us went camping after graduation. The fire was dying low and it was getting very late.
Just as I got Youngling's diaper on, child number two made an appearance, underwear on his head singing a song he and Jedi made up called "My Underpants. I turned to Plantboy, who was watching a basketball game, and said, "You know, I think boys like to be naked.
And don't even ask me where the leaders were-probably hopped up on benadryl in their tent. Boys do like nudity. And fire.
Boys are found everywhere - on top of, underneath, inside of, climbing on, swinging from, running around or jumping to. Mothers love them, little girls hate them, older sisters and brothers tolerate them, adults ignore them and Heaven protects them. Jul 05, We Went Camping The Incident The three older boys had gone to take a shower together. My sister came back to report to me how S3 had been standing in the shower room, realized he needed to pee, ran naked across the public hallway, into the men's restroom, peed, ran back across the hallway and back to the shower room. Aug 12, My Summer at a Quaker Nudist Camp. Listen. but a summer camp for young boys where nudity was encouraged. At Timberlake, nestled in the woodlands of Vermont, boys swam in the nude, slept in the.
I'm now going to add a couple of anecdotes to add to my overwhelming proof for my boys-like-to-be-naked- and-also-love-fire theory. In high school, a large-ish group of us went camping after graduation. The fire was dying low and it was getting very late. We decided to head to bed-boys in one tent, girls in another, if you wanted to know-but the guys hung around for a little while.
Finally one of them said, "Girls, we need to put this fire out and you need to go to bed. I can't even describe how horrible flame-broiled logs covered in urine smell.
This next story really happened, but if you don't believe me, I don't blame you. If I hadn't experienced this story for myself I'm not sure I could buy it either. I can appeal to Tiffany who checks in occasionally to vouch for my honesty here.
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Chrisw probably also heard this story very shortly after it happened and can back me up too. In Logan there is lawyer's office with an indoor pool.
Apparently the partners wanted to build a pool for their families to use, and since you can only swim outdoors in N. Utah about two months of the year, the practice was the obvious place to put it. They built a small basement apartment with a separate entrance from the office and rented it out to a couple who then maintained the pool in exchange for cheap rent and scheduling rights to the pool.
Tiffany was my roommate along with PammyLee, Pocohantas and Pocahantas' cousin, Stephand her sister happened to be living in the pool apartment at the time. For several weeks she had promised we could come, and finally was able to get a Friday night free for us. She put our names on the calendar and gave Tiffany the key, as she was out of town that night.
It was a dark and stormy night I swear I am not making this upand freezing outside. As soon as we walked in the door at the law office, we knew something was wrong.
We could hear a bunch of voices coming from the pool. We were so bugged.
We'd had the pool scheduled for like two weeks and some spoiled lawyer-brats were using our pool time! We debated on staying or going, but righteous indignation won out. Tiffany said that she just wanted to see what was going on before we started kicking people out, so we went into her sister's apartment and Tiffany walked up a short flight of stairs to the back pool entrance.
She crept very quietly. Twenty seconds later she came shooting back down the stairs like she had seen a ghost. Probably 20 guys. All naked. That is when the giggling started; but of course, the question of kicking them out was answered.
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Being naked in the pool is like licking the sucker-man, you own it. Steph, who had seen a bit more of the world than the rest of us, didn't buy into the "let's leave now" proposal.
Oct 13, Bizarre Nudist Camp. One of many outstanding and fun presentations at this year's Variety Show, this original shadow dance was written by Bootz and performed by the campers at the Family Youth Camp. This naturist family summer camp is sponsored by The Naturist Society and takes place in July here at Sunsport Gardens.
She'd come from Dixie College to the land of the frozen chosen without even a sweater. She had a bikini drawer, for crying out loud! Steph was not afraid of the melee up the stairs. She walked right past us, and we saw her stand at the top of the stairs, hand on her hip, and we just knew she was giving the eyebrow as only Steph could. Thursday, July 1, We Went Camping The Incident. The three older boys had gone to take a shower together. My sister came back to report to me how S3 had been standing in the shower room, realized he needed to pee, ran naked across the public hallway, into the men's restroom, peed, ran back across the hallway and back to the shower room.
She informed me I needed to have a talk about proper etiquette with the boys. S4 heard this story and was more than ready to round up his brothers and set them on the couch and the proceed to call me in to tell his brothers the rules of showering at a campground.
It was basically this, when in the shower room, you do not leave the shower room unless you have clothes on. No naked boys leave the shower room. Shortly thereafter S4 and I headed out to take a shower. On my way there, I came across Egirl who was camping with us and S1 and S2 taking Josie for a nightly stroll.
Chillagoe Camping Trip 2016
I showered S4 up, dressed him and then peeked out the shower room door. No one from our group but a good ten people were waiting for the shower. I told S4 he was just going to have to wait, set him on a dry towel on the little bench and stripped down for the shower. I was just rinsing the last of the shampoo from my hair, step one in taking a shower, when I opened my shut tight eyes to get more soap I was shocked to see S4, standing at the door, with his head hanging out looking around.
So, just to give you an accurate picture in case you aren't totally with me here I am completely naked. When I opened my eyes I was looking directly toward the hallway that held ten or so complete and total strangers. S4's head was in the door way so there was no way I could just slam the door shut.
However, I don't think he knew what happened the way I yanked him back and slammed the door so quickly. Somehow, I finished showering, quickly, and pulled all my clothes on.
I told S4 he could now open the door. Guess what? The door was too slippery, he couldn't get it open.
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