The truth behind 'dumb blond' jokes
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The cops first go to the sack with the brunette in it and kick it. The brunette says, "Meow. She says, "Woof, woof. More Really Funny Jokes.
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A blond goes into an electronics store and asks, "How much is this TV? Again the salesman says, "I'm sorry, we don't sell to blonds.
How did you know I was really a blond? It's a microwave. Two guys are walking down a dark alley when a mugger approaches them and demands their money.
They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. More from Teresa Palmer. A man goes to confession and says to the priest, "Father, I have sinned.
I slept with five women last night. The man asks, "Will that absolve me of all my sins? But it will wipe that smirk off your face.
The blonde joke. Why would anyone want to make a blonde joke? Ask any blonde you know. If you can knock the cock out of her mouth, first. Just The Facts. Blonde jokes were invented by brunettes, jealous of Marilyn Monroe getting to have sex with JFK. Blonde jokes are funny. They're even funnier because they're true. I wanna have sex with Kesha because there would just be so much glitter and blonde hair everywhere Dirty Blonde Bar Jokes A blonde girl was talking to her redhead friend about her boyfriend's dandruff problem. The redhead says "Why don't you give him Head and Shoulders?" The blonde replies, "How do you give shoulders?". There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes.
More from Yvonne Strahovski. A man walks into a bakery and asks, "Do you have any spinach pie?
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The woman goes to the back and says to the baker, "There is a huge market for spinach pie! Let's make spinach pie!
Sexy Blonde Jokes. Back to: Blonde Jokes. One Liners. Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? What does a blonde say after she has sex several times in the same night? Way to go team! Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons? Their boyfriends are blonde too.
More from Nora Arnezeder. A traveling salesman stops at the nearest farmhouse and asks if he can spend the night.
The farmer says okay, and tells him he can go upstairs and sleep in the same room as his daughter.
Sep 13, Funny* Blonde Jokes by Famous Sexy Blondes. She goes to the 3rd guy, opens her trench coat, and says, "Super sex!" He looks her up and . Looking for dirty, slutty blonde jokes? You've come to the right place! Over Dumb blonde, Slutty blond, Dirty blonde, Stupid blonde, and Smart blonde jokes. ROFL and share the best with your friends. More jokes about: death, football, friendship, relationship, sex A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. "Mother, where do babies come from?" The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, "Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married%.
To which she replies, "Well, I want to stay up here with you. It'd be lonely back there!
Our top collection of funny blonde jokes, including everything from dumb blonde examples to plain silliness! Blonde: What does IDK stand for? Brunette: I don't know Blonde: Why doesn't anyone know! Why can't a blonde dial ? She can't find the eleven. How come it takes so long to build a blonde snowman? Because you have to hollow out the. Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender? She was trying to make apple juice. What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common? They both swallow a lot of sea men (aka semen). How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool. Why don't blondes talk during sex? Sex Jokes - A collection of new and old dirty adult jokes that will put a cheeky smile on your face.
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She asks "Santa, will you stay with me?
I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y'know! I can't get up the chimney with my dick this way! Register Now Sign In Cancel. Add Comments Comment and share this joke on Facebook or Twitter characters remaining. Post Cancel.
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