Our top collection of funny blonde jokes, including everything from dumb blonde examples to plain silliness! Blonde: What does IDK stand for? Why can't a blonde dial ? She can't find the eleven. How come it takes so long to build a blonde snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?
A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone. Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10? A: She picks up her purse and goes home.
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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A: You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head? A: All you can eat under a buck.
Blonde jokes were invented by brunettes, jealous of Marilyn Monroe getting to have sex with JFK. Blonde jokes are funny. They're even funnier because they're true. Our top collection of funny blonde jokes, including everything from dumb blonde examples to plain silliness! Blonde: What does IDK stand for? Brunette: I don't know Blonde: Why doesn't anyone know! Why can't a blonde dial ? She can't find the eleven. How come it takes so long to build a blonde snowman? Because you have to hollow out the. Looking for dirty, slutty blonde jokes? You've come to the right place! Over Dumb blonde, Slutty blond, Dirty blonde, Stupid blonde, and Smart blonde jokes. ROFL and share the best with your friends.
Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg? A: Nothing.
They've never met. This time, she got a haircut and new color, a new outfit and big sunglasses. She then waited a few days before she approached the salesman. Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger. Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then Your Name. Your E-mail. Please type the following code. Don't make me do this again.
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Add me to the weekly newsletter. Add me to the daily newsletter. Create Account. A: She wanted a lot of male in her box. Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? A: Some traffic signs say stop. A: The blonde has the higher sperm count. Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde? A: Space.
Absolutely hillarious blonde one-liners! The largest collection of blonde one-line jokes in the world. All sorted from the best by our visitors. See TOP 10 blonde one liners%(K). I wanna have sex with Kesha because there would just be so much glitter and blonde hair everywhere Dirty Blonde Bar Jokes A blonde girl was talking to her redhead friend about her boyfriend's dandruff problem. The redhead says "Why don't you give him Head and Shoulders?" The blonde replies, "How do you give shoulders?". Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender? She was trying to make apple juice. What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common? They both swallow a lot of sea men (aka semen). How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool. Why don't blondes talk during sex?
The final frontier. Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: There have been sightings of UFOs. Q: How do you really confuse a blonde? A: Put her in a circle room and tell her to sit in the corner. Q: Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years. Q: What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant?
Q: Why is England the wettest country? A: Because the queen has reigned there for years! Q: What did the leopard say after eating his owner? Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
Q: What is the difference between a school teacher and a train? A: Because he had no-body to go with. A: Introduces herself.
Walks home. Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common? Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
Sexy Blonde Jokes. Back to: Blonde Jokes. One Liners. Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? What does a blonde say after she has sex several times in the same night? Way to go team! Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons? Their boyfriends are blonde too. There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. Why would anyone want to make a blonde joke anyway? Ask any blonde you know, it is believed that blonde jokes were invented by brunettes, jealous of Marilyn Monroe getting to have sex with JFK. Enough of the black jokes, take a look at some of the best funny blonde jokes that we found. Short Blonde Jokes. 1. Q: Why did the blonde purchase an AM Author: Chuka Obiorah.
A: With a rocking of the head from side to side I dunno! Q: Why do blondes wear red lipstick? Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles. Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde? Q: What do blondes do with their assholes in the morning?
A: Pack their lunch and send them to work. Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?
A: All you can eat, under a buck. Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?